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06 February 2008 @ 11:41 am
....oh no I TOTALLY FORGOT  
I totally forgot Brother's birthday! Oops....it was the third, wasn't it? What was I...oh, that's right, I was too busy sleeping to realize it.

Have no fear! I have his present for when he comes back. And a cake. Complete with lovely candles. Judai, you of course are invited to have some~♥

I should sing something appropriate for him, shouldn't I~

Happy 19th Birthday to you
go eat shit and die on the loo
take a long walk off a short pier into a blazing inferno so I can watch you melt like ice scream and hear you scream pitifully for mommy but I'll just point and laugh and maybe I'll eat whatever's left of you because by that time I'll be huuuuungryyyy~

...
...oh yeah I hate your guts too


........Sagami Bay, oh say can I see what role is in this? So close, I can hear and see the pikadon from here~♥

The world is my expense
The cost of my desire
Jesus blessed me with its future
And I protect it with fire
So raise your fists
And march around
Don't dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or I'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

The lie is my expense
The scope of my desire
The Party blessed me with its future
And I protect it with fire
I am the Nina The Pinta The Santa Maria
The noose and the rapist
And the fields overseer
The agents of orange
The priests of Hiroshima
The cost of my desire

Sleep now in the fire

For it's the end of history
It's caged and frozen still
There is no other pill to take
So swallow the one
That made you ill
The Nina The Pinta The Santa Maria
The noose and the rapist
The fields overseer
The agents of orange
The priests of Hiroshima
The cost of my desire

Sleep now in the fire!!

AHAHAHAHAHA. THIS CAKE IS YUMMY HAHAHAHAHA
 
 
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Edward Elric/Pride(AU): nononono[info]corrupted_steel on February 6th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
A-Alphonse?

Uh...I do know that I haven't hurt you or anything when I was still Pride, but...you are acting str-

Oh, whatever. You. Thing that's possessing my brother. Get the fuck out, I know my brother would never be as callous as you are.
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Alphonse Elric (OU): yubal: inSUFFERable chibi[info]soulbrotheral on February 6th, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC)
Oh hello brother~♥

You'll have to do better than that you know, homo. Haha. HAHAHA. You're a homo, HAHAHA!

[rofl wut]
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Edward Elric/Pride(AU): blush[info]corrupted_steel on February 6th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC)
I...okay. Thing. That was low. I know I swing that way but god I didn't expect my younger brother to point it out.

[OOC: lolololol ]
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Alphonse Elric (OU): yubal: inSUFFERable chibi[info]soulbrotheral on February 6th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA

I bet you'll never guess what I am, Brother. I bet you a glass of milk and arsenic.

You'll never guess who I lost my virginity to~♥
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Edward Elric/Pride(AU): thunder[info]corrupted_steel on February 6th, 2008 08:04 pm (UTC)
A -

What? Setting mention of milk aside, what?

You've already lost your virginity? Whoever it is, I'm gonna murder them.
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Alphonse Elric (OU): yubal: inSUFFERable chibi[info]soulbrotheral on February 6th, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC)
Oh yes.

But can you gueeeeess~♥
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Edward Elric/Pride(AU): despair[info]corrupted_steel on February 6th, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
Oh god. My little brother.

All right, I'll play your little game. Is he here in Econtra?
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Alphonse Elric (OU): yubal: how I HATE you[info]soulbrotheral on February 6th, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
Oh, don't be so upset. It was bound to happen sometime~♥

Yeeeessss~
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Edward Elric/Pride(AU): nononono[info]corrupted_steel on February 6th, 2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
But. But. But...still! [makes small 'fwee' sound of disbelief]

Oh god. It isn't...the other Ed, is it?
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Alphonse Elric (OU): yubal: what are you SAYing?.[info]soulbrotheral on February 6th, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
[1/2]
....!

How....did....
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Alphonse Elric (OU): yubal: let it  BURN[info]soulbrotheral on February 6th, 2008 08:35 pm (UTC)
[Screened, 2/2]
HOW DID YOU GUESS SO QUICKLY YOU JERK

GOD I HATE YOU I BET YOU THINK I'M GROSS NOW DON'T YOU YOU JUDGMENTAL....JERK!!

GUESS WHAT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK I WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND HE'S MY BROTHER AND WE'RE WIERD ANYWAYS, AND I DON'T CARE THAT PEOPLE THINK IT'S DISGUSTING BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND I DON'T, I DON'T CA-


[sound of someone throwing PDA at the wall]
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Edward Elric/Pride(AU)[info]corrupted_steel on February 6th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
[Screened, 2/2]
...Al? Al! Alphonse!

...well, shit.

I don't care, either. I...don't care, Alphonse.

He is your brother after all, not me. I understand. Your world's different. I had always wanted to...with...back home...but y-he died before I even got the chance to tell him...
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